Twitter (follow me) has a function that allows you to save your favourite tweets (much alike a bookmark) so I thought it would be a great idea to see what other Twitter users favourites were. Enjoy!
Pretty much the only reason I keep my cat is to enjoy the look of utter disgust on her face when she sees me naked. (@Munki)
“We invent the light to deny the darkness.” [Translated from Portugese] (“NÃ³s inventamos a luz, para negar a escuridão”)
I owned that burger like what country music did to jessica simpson. Yum. (@jzy)
Find something that will whisper the full value of life. (@david_lynch)
Note to self: When cab drivers have phone sex with their wife whilst you’re not paying for such extra services… make them hang up.
My favorite saved tweet for inspiration: Brazilian artist Will Murai http://tinyurl.com/d4hbur
Love Actually is awful, like being stabbed in the eye with a marshmallow for two hours. (@Olly_Richards)
Via Holly Stevens (Facebook)
No one really wants colorful websites anymore. They want answers to their products.
The Evolution of a Website Design – http://ow.ly/6Jch
If my cat could speak, I think she’d say f*ck a lot. (@ilovetypography)
Via Holly Stevens (Facebook)
101 Design resource sites http://tr.im/hYLm (@cristianvasile)
Via Anterpreet Singh (Facebook)
I think we should all just assume that Twitter is going to have it’s TIME OF THE MONTH, once a month. (@thattalldude)
Laziness – when you make pasta just so you don’t have to go out to buy bread (translated from Serbian) (@Beogradoholik)
Hey boys before you come home with that girl tonight remember this picture http://is.gd/mmjP
Great Simpsons quote tonight: Marge: “Hmm, and all this time I thought ‘googling yourself’ was that other thing.” (@Eklund)
The French say you get hungry when you’re eating, and I get inspired when I’m working. It’s my engine. (@Karl_Lagerfeld)
“I think the little girl my little girl is playing with is from Slytherin House.” (@zeldman)
This post on Data Visualisation http://is.gd/jGY (@georgethomasuk)
“One mans suck, is another mans awsome. lol #Terminator”
avflox- ME: you wanna do it yourself? I’m like, “here’s the idea, make it happen!” [throws money] HE: are you talking about strippers or developers?
Via Damien Basile (Facebook)
“Just now I almost kept a thought to myself.” (John Dickerson)
My own favourite saved Tweets:
SO lame. Been sleeping the majority of the past 3 days. Only reason I motivated to get up was ’cause I thought my KFC coupon expired today!
My mother just rang me – she’s worried she may be getting Alzheimers. I told her to forget about it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
The coolest mustache in the history of mustaches = http://tinyurl.com/8uc69v
Just overheard someone complaining about “all the foreigners”. I am at Heathrow airport, what an idiot.
Wife: “Twitter is stupid. Y would 2K people follow U? U can’t remember 2 put garbage out.” Me: “See, that’s a tweet!”
What is your most favourite saved Tweet?